This is definitely NOT Alcohol Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Stay Hydrated (Or Not) with the Ultimate Insulated Bottle

Whether you're hitting the gym, heading to work, or just pretending to drink water, the "This Is Definitely NOT Alcohol" Stainless Steel Water Bottle keeps your drinks cold for hours while making everyone around you just a little bit curious. 😏

With a wide-mouth foldable straw for easy sipping and a rotating handle for effortless carrying, this double-walled, vacuum-insulated water bottle is perfect for on-the-go hydration (or whatever else you put in it).

Why You Need This Bottle:

✅ 32 oz Capacity – Holds enough liquid to keep you “hydrated” all day.
✅ Double-Walled Vacuum Insulation – Keeps drinks ice-cold for up to 24 hours or hot for 12 hours.
✅ Wide-Mouth Foldable Straw – Sip without spills, perfect for workouts and road trips.
✅ Durable Stainless Steel Build – Long-lasting and BPA-free for safe drinking.
✅ Rotating Handle & Anti-Slip Patch – Carry it with ease wherever you go.
✅ Sleek Glossy Finish – Looks as good as it functions.

Perfect For:

🎁 Funny Gift Idea – Great for fitness lovers, coworkers, and anyone who enjoys a little mystery hydration.
🏋️ Gym, Office, & Travel – Stay refreshed (or not) at work, during workouts, or on road trips.
🔥 Hot & Cold Beverages – Keeps water ice-cold and coffee steaming hot.

Product Details:

📏 Size & Dimensions:

• Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)

🛠 Hand-Wash Only – To maintain the insulation and glossy finish.
⚠️ Not Dishwasher or Microwave Safe – Because great things require a little extra care.

Stay Cool, Stay Hydrated – Get Your "This Is Definitely NOT Alcohol" Water Bottle Today!

Whether you're drinking water, iced coffee, or something with a little more kick, this insulated stainless steel water bottle is the perfect companion. Order yours now and sip in style!